You know things are getting serious around here when the MoH tells us that we should just go ahead and watch American Noodle without him because he has no idea when he’ll be home. See, the rule is, we DVR the show, watch something else (because he wants to watch it WITH us) and then when he flies up the stairs from the garage, I throw his dinner at him as his butt hits the chair and we play catch up with the recording.
I looked at him Monday, telling him we’d record it for him so he could speed through the commercials when he got home thereby salvaging his being in the know status about who’s who when things are finally getting interesting.
Like keeping track of Paula’s outfits.
Um. Can someone explain this particular top. Please? It appears that when she was getting dressed, the delicate, lacy fabric became caught on its hanger and she tried to unhook it, but became irritated and maniacally ripped it free. Okay, so maybe that’s something I would do, but I wouldn’t wear it afterwards. Hell,
Christian from Project Runway needs to dress the woman. Then she’d truly be fierce.
Fierce. Moving right along…I say Ramiele is going to be voted off the NoodleLand this evening. Yes, she’s cute. And yes, I think her voice has possibilities when she’s not yelling, thinking about listening to her own singing, or singing off key, which is frequently.
Ramiele needs to sing on key occasionally… because Kristy Lee actually sang better than ever. Of course she pulled a serious fast one by singing a stand up and pound your patriotic chest type song which means she’ll get a vote from every Republican on Earth. It’s true. This will seal her career as a Ball Park singer. She is cute, though. Apple Pie and all that. Well, except the cage fighting she says she’s interested in. Hmmm…
Kristy Lee is Proud to be an American (or just really familiar with how people “vote” on this show).Now, rounding out the bottom three and providing Ramiele company for the show will be Chikezie because there is no way he’s going to be able to keep up with the hunkster voting hoards.
I know, Chikeze. It’s a bummer, but it was time. And sadly, Carly.
Carly, you could be out. I like Carly. I love her voice, her song selections, her intensity. Plus, she’s from Paradise! But I think she won’t get the votes
AND may even lose to Ramiele tonight which would be par for the course. *sigh* We had all our cells lined up last night because damnit, we were going to text in our votes for the first time ever. And then the
RTR said,
“We have AT & T?” Uh. Nope. I knew that.
Great voice, but won’t cut it. Syesha has a great voice, but she can’t keep pace with the voting either. I do think she out sang Jason, who’s fun to listen to, has a very unique style that takes me right back to when I was a teenaged cute thing.
He’ll be off next week. Maybe. All he needs to sing is “Summer Breeze,” or a
Bread song. Then I’ll be happy.
*Who?* You had to be there, okay?
She’s not going home yet. Let’s see…Brooke sort of fits right in with Jason era wise. She makes me think of Carly Simon and Carole King and she’s got the peaches and roses thing going on, so she’ll be fine, too. For a while. Or wait. Maybe it was sunshine.
And David A? Well, he’s going to keep getting votes from the tweeners. He just will. And he’s so sweet, even if my sister thinks he has pig eyes.
Shucky darn, folks…guffaw. guffaw. heeyuck. heeyuck.
He does not!
Just wipe off the monitor after you’re done licking it, okay? Jeez.Michael Johns
FINALLY let it rip and was outstanding. Totally. Of course, the females in the audience could care less as long as they just get to see his face each week. So he’s in.
And I think this guy’s the most talented of the bunch.
He’s the one who should win, but won’t. He brings everything he’s got every week and is amazing regardless of what Simon says. What does he know, anyway? Will David Cook win it all? Hell no. Too many stoopid voters out there. You know, people who have
AT & T.
*just kidding* This year, any of three could win and it would be fine.
At least they have talent.
So, just remember. You heard it here.
And then I’ll be famous.
1Tammy
wrote on 26 March 2008 at 19:14
Reading your blog *almost* makes me want to watch American Noodle. (I like your name of it.) Can you believe I’ve only watched one episode IN MY LIFE? I don’t like Simon - he totally turned me off. I should probably give it another chance since like 83.75% of the world’s population watches it… or some crazy number like that. Criminy! (And why in the hell did I just type Criminy!? I never say that word. Hmmmm.)
2kellypea
wrote on 26 March 2008 at 22:12
I NEVER used to watch shows like this, but now we really enjoy them. It’s the one time we sort of sit down together and relax. The one I’ve only watched ONE show of is Survivor. I just don’t see the point of the show. Like, so what, yanno?
3meleah rebeccah
wrote on 27 March 2008 at 7:39
I have been asking all season about the state of Paula’s outfits and her hair. Sheesh. I could do a better job as her stylist.
4Ritzy
wrote on 27 March 2008 at 12:03
I was so bummed Jason Dreads was in the bottom three… he’s such a cutie! I wish KristyLee was out and Chikezie EZ was still in. Oh well. It will keep us waiting for next Tuesday! It is the one show the MR and I sit together and watch and discuss. And, it is ALL on Tivo b/c we just can’t deal with all those commercials!
5earlene
wrote on 28 March 2008 at 9:46
Pig eyes? I think he is too young. I too love David Cook. He should win. Think back to when Clay Akin Should’ve won. Boy that was a bummer when Ruben Stoddard won instead! Popular vote. I think the people felt sorry for him cuz he was Fat! How rude of me to be so honest. I did pick 2 of the 3 bottom. Ramiel should have been one. Oh well. Sour Noodles til then.
6kellypea
wrote on 28 March 2008 at 12:57
meleah, you COULD to a better job. In fact, you could just do Paula’s job. It would be GREAT!
Ritzy, that’s how I felt the week before when Carly was in the bottom three. Actually, I was pissed. I think people are put off by her tattoos which REALLY has EVERYTHING to do with her singing….NOT.
Hey Mom, Yep. I tried to find a photo of a pig with eyes that look like his, but couldn’t. Cute pig, though. Sour Noodles is a good one. I may steal it when you’re not looking.
7loripea
wrote on 29 March 2008 at 4:19
Erica was dying over Paula’s outfit! She thought she went out for the evening, stayed out late, got her evening gown ripped and wore it to work the next day.
Pig eyes for sure!!!
8cooper
wrote on 29 March 2008 at 14:42
Yea that “I Love America Right or Wrong” bs goes a long way with many. She needs to go. I had hoped she would go before chikeesee - sorry -. He would have gone eventually though he is too nice.
Jason, god bless him, is dumb as a mindless amoeba he is on my short list.
I don’t like the looks of MJ, not my type but he was good last week.