kellementology

The science of grasping life by the short hairs

Making a list. (gasp!)

Lights Oh. My. GAWD.
I’m soooooooooooooooooo not ready. Are you? (Everyone but meleah can answer because I already know her answer. She’s a stud.)
I must be desperate because I have my notebook out for a list. Do you have any idea how long it’s been since I made a list for something other […]

I Don’t Like Party Dresses

So is your rear end dragging as much as mine is? Jeez. I’d like to get the number off that truck that just ran over me. Seriously.
Unbelievably, I’m just now getting things back in order after Thanksgiving. The kitchen sink backed up and nothing we did was able to unclog The Clog. […]

Dear ustream.tv Gurus…

November 19, 2007
Dear Whomever thought of ustream.tv:
What a completely cool idea. Yesterday I had so much fun being on “TV” while I was working in my kitchen. Who knew? Does this mean I’m a closet Giada or budding Rachael? A potential Bobby or possible Mario? If you’re even thinking of swallowing this, […]

Letters do get answered, and my gratitude runneth over…

You have to appreciate those who seem to have a grasp of where they fit into this whole NaBloPoMo thing. Me? I’m just a lemming. And today, I’m a late one. TOTALLY. It’s 11:09 am and I was supposed to be at the grocery store already, and cooking. I’m […]

Foodland

I’m in food land today roaming around about 300 or so blogs and examining everyone’s Bostinis. Bostini Layers
It’s a pleasant place to be.
Especially when I don’t feel like thinking about heavier things.
As if anything could actually be heavier than a Bostini.
Remember, photos don’t have calories…

I’m lovin’ my foodblog…

Well, hello!
Since all I seem to be getting these days is spam visitors, I hereby decree this the shortest post I’ve ever written and I’m going to drown my sorrows in foodblog land.
Not too many worries there, which is nice for a change.  Not too complicated.  Just pleasant.  Lots of food porn (no, not nekkid people with […]

The anticipated day arrives…

The Crack o’ Dawn It’s the end of yet another long month. And while many could be looking forward to a pay check, my head is in another place all together. Although I’ve never been one to turn away from what I’m due after a job well done, my payment takes a […]